Fancy grocery shopping with an assertive “wife”?

I can turn your fantasy into reality! You will be expected to :


1) collect me at my apartment with a presentable vehicle (clean one!!!)

2) give me a ride to Whole Foods Market on High Street Kensington

3) drag my shopping trolley while I take my time emptying the shelves

4) pay at the till in full

5) carry my shopping bags to the car

6) drive me back to my flat

7) carry the whole lot to my kitchen

8) kiss and massage my feet and show your gratitude

9) leave when the time is up!